So one time,

fleurdelisee , made an entry on her Lj in which she posted this entry from Ryan's twitter \o/ and
 
 she said:

fleurdelisee Does the thought of Ryan interacting with kids make anyone else flail and die or is it just me who's odd?

To which I made a comment  that led to a couple more comments

cardel LOL!! Yes the thought of Ryan Rossy interacting with children is sooo funny. He’s probably like; there’s a little kid talking to me, how do I make it stop? Does it have an off button? It should come with an off button or at least mute. Lol

fleurdelisee Which side do I hold it? Does it come with an instruction manual? Oh my god, it talks? How come it's able to talk?

cardel Oh man /o\ this just made an awesome scene in my head. I think I may have written a Ryan and post-office!kid snippet. I shall post it shortly :D


And thus this happened (putting it under a cut so as not to torture my f-list xD)

Title: Ryan Ross And The Attack Of The Post Office Kid
Rating: G
Pairing: Ryden if you squint really hard :D
Summary:  Ryan goes to the post office and meets a leg-breaking kid.
Word Count: 1215
Disclaimer: Not mine and this is just a work of fiction
 

 

( The kid is lost that much Ryan knows, but why is it looking at him.  )